And Now, A Filk

This is inspired by last week's Star Trek: Discovery episode and Dr. Kovich's crack about a "three-hour tour." 

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, 
A tale of a fateful trip, 

That started from this Starfleet dock, 
Holding our fave starship.

Captain was a woman out of time, 
Her pilot, brave and sure 
The ship went Black Alert that day  
For a three-hour tour 

A three-hour tour.

The barrier was in the way, 
Our fave starship was tossed. 
If not for the courage of the fearless crew 
The Disco would be lost. 
The Disco would be lost.

And now the ship's adrift 'round an extragalactic isle 
With Cap Burnham 

and Saru too 
and Paul Stamets and his spouse 
Book's kitty cat 
and Zora and Adira too, 
Here in Discovery Isle!

This is to be sung to the Gilligan's Island credits:

Sorry, I couldn't resist.  😁