Foundling Fathers by Meg ElisonMy rating: 3 of 5 stars
This story is an SF cloning story with a "d," with the Founding Fathers re-created Jurassic Park style in our time, hence the titular Foundling Fathers. It's also a novella, which means that the book is too short for the author to get into the nitty-gritty of how this was done--presumably digging up their bones to extract their DNA? That mystery is left unsolved, and for very good reason: it's not the author's focus and point. This story is a sometimes vicious satire and skewering of the myth of American exceptionalism (sorry, there is nothing "exceptional" about a country built on slavery and genocide, a country that refuses to reckon with its bloody past to this day), as well as the people who are trying to bring back an idealized past that never existed.
Our titular protagonists are four teenaged clones of the Founding Fathers: George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, raised on an island off the coast of Virginia in total ignorance of the modern world. They think it is the year 1750. Everyone around them is forced by non-disclosure agreements to go along with this fantasy, and the pre-Revolutionary War culture and level of technology is painstakingly re-created--even down to the servants, who appear to be undocumented immigrants forced into this little charade. The women in particular are denied modern birth control. This, of course, plays right into the hands of one Thomas Jefferson, who is just as much of a rapist in his second incarnation as he was in his first.
The four boys are sharply and expertly drawn for as short as this book is. It also features one of the best opening lines I've read in a while, right up there with "It was a pleasure to burn" and "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel":
"It took Benjamin Franklin twenty-seven minutes and fourteen seconds to discover there was pornography on the internet."
This revelation comes via a cell phone left in the privy by the boys' mother--or at least the woman who carried and bore all of them, which isn't quite the same thing. This sets off a chaotic twenty-four hours in which the boys discover their entire lives are based on lies, and the world out there has advanced more than two hundred and fifty years beyond them. When the servants have finally had enough of being imprisoned on this island, break into the armory and start shooting, the boys manage to escape on the supply ship. They are abruptly dumped into the modern world, and meet up with the narcissistic billionaire who financed their cloning, where they are told why they were made:
"And that's why you need us to lead," Jefferson said. "That's been taught to us all our lives. And also the lie that's been fed to us. We are the founders of the past; not the builders of the future. You need us so that you can reverse the arrow of time."
"We need that. Desperately," Stephens said, turning to face Jefferson. "That's it exactly. We have to go back. We must regain the vision we've lost. We need you to lead, and it's got to be now."
"You want us to change this country," Washington said slowly, "by deriving power from the way it is now. Remake it in the way it was made before, some three hundred years ago. But you want us to do it in the way that you tell us to. Because we're special and we can do it in a special, very old way. Because we've been bred from preserved stock like so many showhorses. And you think we won't refuse because of benefits we've never been shown, in a country we've never properly lived in, and have been lied to about every day of our lives. Does that make any sense to you, Tom?"
Needless to say, that does not work out. The reader ends up feeling sympathy and pity for these poor kids, born into a strange world they know nothing about, bred to spearhead some egomaniacal billionaire's revolution against all the progress made in those two hundred fifty years. (And at the end, we find out he has more clones ready to go, another fresh batch to replace these "duds.") The ending is rather a downer, as you realize there is a non-zero number of people in this country, some of them in the higher echelons of government, who want to return this country to its mythical founding hierarchy, when white land-owning males were on top and everyone else knew their place.
This gives you a very uneasy feeling as you close the back cover, which is exactly what the author intended. Maybe it's a good thing the book is short, as it could easily have descended into a dystopian horrorshow. But the broad, brief sketches of what she draws here are more than enough.
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