August 16, 2013
Dear Grumpy Old Party (seriously, you should just drop the elephant and use Grumpy Cat as your new logo):
If you want to appeal to women voters:
Stop passing laws that restrict a woman's right to an abortion.
Make your candidates shut up about rape.
If you want to appeal to minority voters:
Stop passing draconian voter ID laws.
Get your act together and pass comprehensive immigration reform.
That isn't so hard, is it? It ain't rocket science, people!