Oh. My. God.
Arizona's Senate-Approved Birther Bill Could Force Presidential Candidates To Provide Documentation Describing What Their Penis Looks Like To Get on Ballot
On the one hand, you can't help but laugh. My state is the laughingstock of the world, and I'm sure most of the citizens wish the Legislature would crawl under the rocks and go away. I mean, they're just living in their own self-generated fantasy world with this "birther" nonsense. On the other hand, these jackasses are full-on racists, no doubt about it; they wouldn't be throwing this hissy-fit if Obama was properly pale.
One final question: If Michelle Bachman (or Sarah Palin) runs for President, would she have to describe her strap-on?