This is just astounding. It's quite long, but it's well worth reading every paragraph.
Tim Wise: If It Walks Like a Duck and Talks Like a Duck
Respectable conservatism is dead. It is rotting in a grave, out of which hole has crept the most nefarious and zombified substitute, reeking of an acrid and putrescent characterological rot, upon which no calm and dispassionate bit of reason may find even a temporary home.