October 29, 2007

Write Down Those Instructions!

From the "Believe It or Not" file:

Man Charged for Having Sex With a Bicycle

How, pray tell, would someone go about doing that? The article doesn't say if the bike was a man's or a woman's. It seems to me a woman would have a helluva easier time of it. Unless he inserted his weenie into the chain and started turning the pedals...

If anyone has any ideas, speak up.

3 comments:

the bewilderness said...

You know how the handle bars on a bicycle are hollow?

Bonnie said...

Yeah, I guess they are. *snort snort*
*choke*

But wouldn't they be...ah, a wee bit too small? I mean, the ones on my bicycle are maybe an inch in diameter.

Of course, if the shoe fits...

heh heh heh

Heart said...

HA!!!!

I needed that. :)

Heart